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  MY LAST BLIND DATE

  BY

  SUSAN HATLER

  My Last Blind Date

  Copyright © 2012 by Susan Hatler

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  My Last Blind Date:

  “Susan Hatler’s “My Last Blind Date” is a totally fun and absolutely delightful short story. Treat yourself to this charming little tale–the perfect Valentine’s Day gift for yourself or anyone who loves romance.” — Patti Berg, USA Today Bestselling Author

  “Susan Hatler writes stories filled with light-hearted humor and sweet, adorable moments guaranteed to warm your heart and leave you with a contented smile.” — Kimberly Van Meter, Contemporary Romance Author

  “A charming, fun read that will put you in the mood for Valentine’s day.” — Melinda Curtis, Award Winning Romance Author

  “Amazing depth for a short story. Hatler creates an immediately identifiable heroine and a yummy hero who could be found in any real-life office. You’ll ache with Rachel’s loneliness and longing, and rejoice when she finally finds love.” — Natalie J. Damschroder, Romance Author

  “Short, sweet, and so much fun! This short story was perfect.” — One Good Book Deserves Another (5 star review)

  My Last Blind Date

  by

  Susan Hatler

  The only thing worse than having a blind date on Valentine’s Day is having no date at all. Well, that’s exactly where I stood. I, Rachel Price, was dateless. Unless I chose what was behind Door Number Two.

  The blind date option had just come from my friend and co-worker, Ellen Holbrook. She’d stopped by my cubicle at work and dropped the bomb. An exciting opportunity to meet the love of my life? Doubtful. With three failed set-ups courtesy of Ellen already, I dreaded dealing with another dating disaster.

  Dateless or blind date? Decisions, decisions….

  “So?” Ellen strode to my desk and fiddled with the stapler, making it click click click. She wiggled her brows and smiled at me hopefully. “Should I make the call?”

  An actual date on Valentine’s Day had tempted me, but with Ellen’s track record, it’d be safer ordering take-out.

  “No dice.” I reached up from my chair and gave her a hug. “But, thanks for the offer.”

  My phone rang and I wondered who would be calling about software sales at four forty-five in the afternoon on the big Hallmark holiday. I snatched up the receiver. “Rachel Price. Hello?”

  Heavy breathing.

  Lovely. I slammed the receiver down.

  Ellen gestured toward the phone. “Who was it?”

  “The universe telling me all the non-psychotic ones are taken.” I swiveled in my chair and logged off my computer, knowing I wouldn’t get any more work done today. “Don’t worry about me, Ellen. Just promise when I keel over, old and alone, you’ll bury me in the backyard next to Chester. He’s the only one who’s ever really loved me.”

  Ellen rolled her eyes like I was hopeless. “I love you, Morbid Girl. When are you going to admit you’re using your dog as a substitute boyfriend?”

  She made it sound like a bad thing. Seemed like a smart move to me. Chester always greeted me at the door, liked to cuddle, and let me pick the side of the bed. What more could I ask for?

  Oh, yeah. Romance, marriage, children….

  “I’m telling you to listen to your best friend and let me set you up tonight. This guy could be your Henry.” She’d pulled out her ultimate enticement. Ellen and Henry had met, fallen in love, and married all in the last six months. They were sickeningly sweet, but I’d bet Henry leaving his balled up socks by the living room recliner day after day wouldn’t be so endearing by their first anniversary.

  “Look, El. I appreciate the thought. Really. If the last three set-ups you planned hadn’t made me want to stab myself repeatedly with that letter opener, I’d totally be all over it.”

  She glanced at the silver letter opener in my pencil holder, and then pointed a finger at me. “I knew you were holding a grudge against me for Wayne. How was I supposed to know he wasn’t over Sharon?”

  “It’s not just Wayne, and you know it.” My bad blind dates blipped through my brain:

  Blind Date #1: Cute, successful, and charming. Until dessert, when he suggested we head back to his place for some “whipped cream fun.” Claimed his nickname was Rock because he could rock a woman’s world.

  Blind Date #2: Late, disheveled, and talked about his ex-wife the entire night. He cried at the end, announcing he didn’t think he was quite ready for dating. Uh, you think? Wayne now attends bi-weekly therapy sessions trying to figure out how to win Sharon back.

  Blind Date #3: Salesman who spent an hour explaining my good fortune that he’d yet to tie the knot. He gave me his top ten reasons why he was a stellar catch. To end the date, I gave him my top ten reasons for cleaning out my doggy’s litter box.

  I shook my head. Ellen’s heart was in the right place, but the nuts and bolts of her screening process needed serious tightening. “I’d rather watch Sex and the City reruns with Chester tonight than suffer through another bad date.”

  “Trust me, this one will be different. Henry’s friend is in his softball league and he sounds like a Ten. If I weren’t already taken, I’d go for him myself.” Ellen sat on the small filing cabinet next to my desk, stared me straight in the eye, and softened her voice. “I think you’ll have a fun time with him. Fourth time’s a charm, Rach.”

  “Charm doesn’t last.” I sighed. It’d been a year since Jeremy and I’d broken up. After two years of trying to make it work with him, he’d started seeing my hairdresser behind my back. I’d known her special haircut/highlight price was too good to be true. Nope, love just wasn’t in the cards for me.

  The door to Noah Peterson’s office opened. Ellen and I peered over my sparsely decorated cubicle.

  Noah had been with the company for two months now. He had the best sales record of all the VPs, the friendliest personality in the software biz, and the most gorgeous blue eyes I’d ever seen.

  Yes, I’d noticed Noah. It was hard not to. He paused outside his office, leaned against the doorjamb, and scanned something in the open file he was holding.

  “Hey, Noah.” Melinda Morgan, our lead customer service rep, swept in and sidled up next to him in her tight v-neck sweater.

  Ellen and I exchanged a look. Melinda worked out two hours every day, and had the body to show for it. She’d dated two of the VPs already, and it was only a matter of time before she latched her red-painted talons into Noah.

  I marveled at Melinda’s skillfully applied make-up. In the morning, I barely had time to make coffee and throw my hair into a twist before I ran late for the office. As for
the gym, forcing myself to a yoga class once a week seemed enough of a return on my monthly membership dues.

  “Happy Valentine’s Day.” Melinda told Noah in a way that breathed sex. Jealousy surged up my spine.

  “Valentine’s Day.” Noah batted the manila file against his forehead. “So, that’s what’s up with all those flower deliveries today. Here I figured we had a horticulture department I didn’t know about.”

  I choked on my laugh and Ellen coughed to cover hers. Add a sense of humor to what made Noah number one on my wish list.

  “Hmmm.” Melinda didn’t appear to get the horticulture joke and seemed perplexed as to whether or not he’d gotten the hint to ask her out. “Do you have plans for tonight?”

  He glanced down at the file for a second, then nodded. “Big plans.”

  Ouch. Those two words stabbed my heart. What big plans did he have? More importantly, who were they with? There were no photos in his office and he didn’t wear a ring, but apparently some lucky girl had snagged him. There went any chance of my fantasies becoming reality.

  Melinda smiled and leaned toward Noah’s tall well-built frame. “I have plans, too. Nothing that can’t be rescheduled though.”

  Wow. The woman attacked like a tigress on the prowl. Why couldn’t I be that forward with Noah? Oh yeah, that niggling fear he’d hurt himself laughing at the one-way crush I’d had since he’d started working at our office. Risks weren’t really my thing.

  Noah took her flirtation in stride. “Who’s the lucky guy?”

  “Met him in my building.” She made a big show of examining her nails. Probably just making it clear she didn’t have a ring on that special finger. “Stuart owns his own business, drives a BMW, and runs in A-list circles.”

  Ellen raised her eyebrows and mouthed, “Impressive.”

  And yet, even with a major hunk available to her, Melinda still wanted Noah. Couldn’t blame her. Noah really was in a league of his own. Not that I’d admitted my crush to Ellen, even though we’d been best friends for five years since battling for the last piece of cake at that company picnic. She’d won, but I’d earned her respect by snatching a chunk with my fork.

  Never get between me and carrot cake.

  I should’ve confided in Ellen, but what would be the point? It’s not like I’d have a chance with a guy like Noah. Me? Medium height. Medium build. Brown eyes and brown hair—that used to get highlighted for a steal. Not exactly a blonde bombshell like Melinda or my ex-hairdresser. No tight butt, firm abs, or long legs either.

  “But, like I said, my plans aren’t etched in granite.” Melinda lowered her sultry voice, but thankfully I had the closest cubicle. “If something better crossed my path, I’d certainly be up for that—even if it meant staying in.”

  I scoffed. Subtle.

  Noah’s eyes widened a fraction, then he gave her a friendly smile. “Well, have a great night with whatever you end up doing.”

  “Mmmm.” She pursed her pink lips, started down the hall, then tossed over her shoulder, “You, too.”

  “Wow.” I used a low voice so my co-workers in surrounding cubicles couldn’t hear. “Noah must have some serious plans to turn down an invitation with her.”

  Ellen raised her brows. “Maybe he’s looking for more in a woman than a killer body.”

  I immediately thought of Jeremy and the woman he’d dumped me for. “Yeah, that’s exactly what guys want. Good conversation.”

  “I give up. Live happily ever after with your mutt. See if I care.” Ellen stood, huffed, and stomped out of my cubicle.

  “He happens to be a pedigree.” How dare she insult my miniature beagle-baby? I snatched pages from the printer tray, stapled them together, then sensed someone behind me. “Don’t even try it. I’m not going to say yes.”

  “I haven’t asked you for anything yet.” The smooth male voice had a hint of laughter in it.

  Noah. My heart raced. It wasn’t unusual for Noah to stop by my cubicle and chat before leaving work, but being dateless on V-day had thrown me off-kilter. “I thought you were Ellen.”

  He smiled, revealing straight, white teeth underneath his perfect lips. “Close, but I’m a little taller.”

  And a lot more handsome. “Yes, you are that. ”

  When he leaned back against my desk, it put everything below his belt buckle in my direct eye line. “What’s Ellen trying to talk you into?”

  “A blind date,” I blurted. With great effort, I forced my eyes from his sculpted chest to his spectacular face.

  His brows rose as if surprised. “No date on the Hallmark holiday, huh?”

  Had he just…. “I thought I was the only one who called it that.”

  “Don’t tell anybody, but...,” he held his hand to the side of his mouth and whispered, “I think St. Valentine’s Day is all part of a huge advertising scheme created by flower and chocolate companies. Now, if we could just make a holiday to help sell software programs, we’d be set.”

  “Great idea. It’s the twenty-first century, after all. How about Happy Computer Day?” Oh, how I’d like to celebrate that holiday with him in a non-working way. Run my fingers over his…keyboard. I smiled at the thought.

  Everything felt better when I was with Noah. The way he looked at me, our easy banter, the sparks between us that I was obviously imagining.

  My mood went from elated to deflated in a matter of seconds. That’s reality for you.

  “I’ll put Computer Day down on my calendar.” He checked his watch suddenly. “Almost time to call it a day. So, uh, are you going on that blind date?”

  I paused, wondering why he sounded so interested. Probably just being polite. “Me? Make trivial conversation with someone I’ve never met, likely don’t have anything in common with, and all for the minutely slim shot it’ll work out? I haven’t decided.”

  He tilted his head and gave me a side-glance. “You make dating sound worse than going to the dentist.”

  I avoided his eyes, wanting to kick myself for letting that slip. “I hear you have big plans.”

  His brows quirked and he glanced toward his office. “You heard what I said to Melinda?”

  Uh, yeah, and I still had the neck strain to prove it. “Couldn’t help but notice, what with the e-mail poll going around.”

  “E-mail poll?”

  “About whether or not you’d ask her out.”

  He studied my face and seemed like he couldn’t decide whether to believe me or not. “And what was your vote?”

  “She’s pretty. Fun.” I shrugged. “Any guy would have a good time with Mel.”

  Frowning, he tapped his file on his opposite palm. “So you think all I need is a pretty face?”

  Great. Now, I’d insulted him. I raised both hands in surrender. “Just a joke. There wasn’t a poll. I swear.”

  “Rach, I….” Ellen’s head popped over our shared cubicle wall and she gaped when she saw Noah. “I, um, was just checking to see if you’ve reconsidered that thing we talked about earlier.”

  I hesitated. Noah had big plans, whereas I had popcorn and a movie with my beloved beagle. My pride paused to reconsider.

  “Well, I’ve got to finish up a thing or two before I head out.” Noah wrote a quick note, then handed it to me. He gave Ellen a paper as well. “I’ll let you two talk. Hope you both have a great weekend. Happy Valentine’s Day.”

  “Happy Valentine’s Day.” It pained me to say it. I didn’t want him happy on Valentine’s Day unless he was with me.

  Ellen scanned her paper. “Sure, Noah. You, too.”

  I gestured to the yellow sheet Ellen was holding. “What did he hand you?”

  She shrugged. “Software updates. You? ”

  I glanced down at mine. Sure enough, software updates. In the top right corner, however, he’d scribbled in his smooth handwriting: Take a chance. A trip to the dentist can fix some painful aches.

  My heart sank. If he was giving me dating advice, we’d clearly entered The Friend Zone. Obviously h
e wasn’t going to take a chance with the brunette who couldn’t afford to highlight her hair.

  “So?” Ellen’s eyes sparkled. “What’s it going to be? TV with Chester or a blind date with a guy your best friend has complete confidence you’ll adore?”

  I stared at Noah’s note.

  Take a chance? I’d taken plenty. My high school boyfriend? Turned out to be mostly hormones. My numerous dates in college taught me zilch about romance and plenty about the dos and don’ts of drinking. Ah, yes, and let’s not forget my recent fiascos.

  Seriously, why would any smart girl put her heart on the chopping block again? Mine had been diced up enough already, thank you very much.

  Maybe it’d be worth the risk with Noah, but he had big plans. The thought of him with another girl made me nauseous. He might be in a committed relationship or, gasp, engaged.

  “I’m waiting.” Ellen slipped into my cubicle, filling up the empty space Noah had vacated. “What’s it going to be?”

  Ellen had her romantic date with Henry, Melinda had her hot evening with Mr. A-list, and I had another TV marathon with my loyal pooch. If I didn’t take Ellen up on her matchmaking, I’d probably obsess all night over Noah’s big Heart Day plans.

  Maybe Noah was right.

  Maybe I should take one last chance.

  At the very least, it could be a distraction….

  “Okay, okay.” I spun my chair to face Ellen. “You can let Cupid shoot me with his arrow one last time.”